Search Twitter and Reddit for guys' dick-washing tips, and you'll find everything from crude jokes (“ soak it in gasoline for a few hours and then hang it on the line to dry”) to earnest advice (use paper towels-' the smooth ones, obviously'). In the real world, there's a post-coitus ritual that every dude must perform, but few talk about: the washing of the dick.įor as long as men have been sticking their penis into things, they've been experimenting with different ways to clean up afterward-some more effective than others. In the movies, couples have sex and then immediately roll over and go to sleep.